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A homeless man with hatred in his bowels named Fred Innocent — yes that is his real name — is facing hate crime charges after an incident at a restaurant on Manhattan’s Upper West Side. On the morning of April 15th Fred entered the establishment and grabbed two rainbow flags from a table and proceeded to defecate on one of them and used the other flag to clean himself. The NYPD has just charged this man with a hate crime. Pooping in the first-degree.
The foul and dark hatred backed up in this homeless man’s system appears to have been so pent up that it exploded outwards in a violent and unpredictable manner. Talk about a ticking time bomb…
“This was a total hate crime,” restaurant owner Courtney Barroll said after hearing of the arrest. “He came in within 15 minutes of us opening up the restaurant. He could have gone to Popeyes or McDonald’s around the corner. He could have used napkins.”
She said that she puts the flags up in the restaurant to show that she’s welcoming to the gay community.
“We support everyone no matter what kind of background, race or lifestyle,” Barroll told the Daily News.
She said that she felt Innocent zeroed in on the flags because of intolerance.
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Wow, amazing how she “felt” what this homeless man was thinking. Is this woman the “poop-whisperer”?
“He took the only two flags in the area and he used one to defecate and the other to wipe himself,” she said.
Restaurant porter Enrique Trujillo discovered the mess as he cleaned the dining shed.
“I smelled something really bad,” Trujillo said shortly after the incident.
“When I started to clean near the corners — that’s when I saw it,” he said.
The man carried out his disgusting act beneath a surveillance camera, Trujillo said.
Barroll said that hate crimes detectives worked tirelessly to track Innocent down.
Detectives worked “tirelessly” to apprehend the deadly and dangerous “pooping bandit,” while the rest of New York is being ravaged by muggers, rapists, and murderers.
It’s hilarious and very ironic how much agency liberals will attribute to a presumably schizophrenic homeless black man when he offends the pieties of the woke left. Do the police have any evidence he did this to troll gays? Maybe he just really needed to wipe his ass?
It’s also hilarious and very ironic how quickly mercy goes out the window for the liberal store-owner. Masturbate in front of children and spit on an elderly woman? All is forgiven. Offend the Alphabet Community? Straight to Auschwitz for you!
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