Is the lad guilty? Perhaps.

An 18-year old is accused of robbing a Gold Coast service station at knife-point.

The young man allegedly demanded money from a shop attendant while armed with a machete.

The teen has been released on bail and denied any involvement in the alleged robbery. #9News pic.twitter.com/3YanEqUYoW

— 9News Queensland (@9NewsQueensland) September 3, 2022

He’s definitely guilty of owning the effete media, though.

Leave it to a ‘Stralian.