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Gavin Newsom has said a lot of ridiculous things over the years, but his latest claim takes the cake; saying he was a “young street hustler” who survived on mac & cheese and Wonder Bread might be his dumbest line yet. And fear not, the internet is coming for him hard.

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You almost have to admire Gavin Newsom’s commitment to absolute delusion. The man’s been handed everything his entire life. Talk about coming into the world with a silver spoon in your mouth. This guy was born into San Francisco high society, connected to the Getty family, practically raised on private jets and trust funds, and now he’s trying to convince America he was some kind of streetwise hustler scraping by on Wonder Bread and mac and cheese.

That’s right. California’s silver-spoon socialist wants you to believe he “raised himself,” bro.

It’s all part of the 2028 campaign rebrand… the one where Gavin trades his designer suits for a tragic backstory and hopes nobody notices the $10,000 haircut.

And then there’s this photo of a young, street-tough Gavin Newsom ordering mac and cheese and Wonder Bread from room service at the Ritz and reminding the staff to keep the caviar cold.

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And as if the Burberry scarf yearbook photo wasn’t enough, it gets even better. The same guy claiming he grew up eating Wonder Bread and mac and cheese “playing basketball alone” was literally featured in San Francisco Magazine under the title “Children of the Rich.”

You can’t make this stuff up.

The digs people online are taking at Gavin are hilarious, and this fraud deserves every one of them.

And these two doozies…

And here’s where it gets even more pathetic. While Gavin’s out here spinning tales about being some streetwise mac & cheese survivor, the real story reads like a San Francisco soap opera… full of family connections, elite backroom deals, and mountains of Getty cash.

Turns out, the only “streets” Gavin ever hustled were paved with old money and political favors.

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If you want to really understand Gavin Newsom, how he got his starts in business and politics, and his family’s relationship with the Getty family, read this thread. It’s just pages of an archived article but it’s super interesting. It’s based on an interview with his father from 2003.

Before Gavin became Mayor of SF his father did an interview with SF Weekly. The newspaper then published an article entitled “Bringing Up Baby Gavin.” The article is no longer on the SF Weekly website but it wasn’t difficult to find an archived version of it.

Most people know about Newsom’s father and the Getty family but there’s some great details in this article. Gavin Newsom’s father was a judge who used his position to help Gordon Getty get access to the Getty family money. He even helped Gordon Getty sue his own father to get access to the family trust. In return for these favors and many others, Gordon Getty put him in charge of managing a massive amount of money. Guess how Gavin got the funds to start his fancy businesses at such a young age.

In 10 of Gavin’s first 11 businesses, the primary money came from the Getty family.

Gavin Newsom currently claims that he got his start in politics after Willie Brown read an article about him, called him and offered him a position. That’s not at all what Gavin’s father said in 2003. Gavin’s father said he was responsible for Willie Brown giving Newsom his start. That makes a little more sense.

As many politicians do, Gavin will be rewriting his history as he gets ready to announce his run for President. He will be telling all sorts of fictional stories about his past. Here’s some truth.

At this point, Gavin Newsom’s “rags-to-riches” act is less political strategy and more performance art. One day he’s a street hustler surviving on mac and cheese, and the next he’s Burberry-clad in Children of the Rich. It’s like watching a failed actor audition for the role of “Relatable American.”

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The only “struggle” Gavin’s ever known is deciding which hair gel to use before a press conference. Maybe the next time he feels nostalgic for his imaginary hard-knock life, he can try living in one of his own tent cities for a week?

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