The Biden Crime Family and Democrats Laugh at America

By John Kass

Dec. 6, 2024

What do the coastal Democrat elite say when they’re pumping themselves up just to poke down on the rest of us?

“The Rule of Law.”

They say it and repeat it again and again. They speak with reverence and passion as if they were speaking of something holy. But they don’t believe in it. Not one word.

Like so many declarations made by the Democrat left, it is just a part of their public theater.  It is as authentic as a drag queen applying his lipstick before going out to dance for the preschoolers at your local woke library. And when they stand for elections, those same Democrats applauding the drag-queen story hour–and the angry trans protests in Washington– will later send out holiday cards to their voters to suggest they support the old-fashioned American family. ‘Tis the season.

Their reverence for the rule of law is as American as apple pie and bullshit.

They step on the precious rule of law, then they spit on it. Why? Because “the rule of law” is for voters and taxpayers. Like those COVID rules for thee, not for me” rules, the rule of law does not doesn’t apply to them.

Because they’re the Bidens and you are the chumps.

And Joe just dropped a blanket pardon on Hunter going back years, back to his beginnings as the family bagman.

Look at them hugging each other at China Joe’s inauguration. They hold each other tightly, as did some parents whose children went to state prison for doing crack. But their crackhead boy wasn’t going to prison like so many other young men suffering from addiction. Why not? Because they’re special.  Because they’re the Bidens. And Hunter was the Biden Crime Family bagman.

In that photo above from Jan. 20, 2021 long before China Joe would repeatedly and publicly deny that he would give Hunter a blanket pardon for crimes.  And long before Biden’s media lickspittles worried Biden would make complete fools of them– as he did with the Hunter pardon. At the time of that Biden family hug, they had already  told a series of lies denying Hunter’s laptop from hell and the corrupt corporate media repeated those lies.

Joe lied that he knew nothing about Hunter’s business dealings. He said he didn’t know Hunter had picked up millions and millions of dollars from China, Ukraine, and other nations that wanted to buy influence from the American president. He denied telling Americans that the laptop wasn’t real–and the Bidens and their lickspittle media Democrats insisted the laptop itself was a lie, that it was disinformation from Russia. He used the 51 American Intelligence Agents who lied for the Bidens, and used that to lie directly to the American people.

It was not from Russia. It was real.

And they knew it.

They were the Bidens and it was their time to score and score again.

When Joe Biden was a U.S. Senator, he argued that drug addicts deserved serious prison time because of the rule of law.

“We need to hold every drug user accountable…” said Joe.

And when he became president, Biden said he would not pardon his son Hunter. He said so seven or eight times. And Biden was the “living embodiment” of the rule of law said MSNBC’s Andrew Weissman, braying like a jackass.  The living embodiment of the rule of law? Weissman was a leading cheerleader of the lies around the Russia hoax which in essence was a Hillary Clinton hit job, but the old Washington combine grifter was the living embodiment of the rule of law? He should wear that as he wanders the halls of hell. Weisman has no shame.

The Federalist Elle Purnell offers a list of the Biden Crime Family:

“The pardon is an unprecedented, corrupt trick that we all knew was coming no matter how brazen and how many times Biden and his media mouthpieces lied about it. Biden isn’t just trying to protect Hunter, he’s desperately trying to cover up the scam he’s been running on the American people for the past decade.”

And Margot Cleveland reminds us who bought the Biden lies and tried to force the rest of us to eat them in “Joe Biden Tries To Justify Hunter Pardon By Peddling Another Round Of Lies”

As Biden lied and lied that he would not pardon his son Hunter, Cleveland tells her readers, and “Republicans ridiculed Biden’s claim, leading longtime legacy reporter John Harwood to denigrate the realists, writing on X, “people who insist Biden will pardon Hunter after specifically ruling it out are telling on themselves they can’t imagine someone acting on principle and keeping his word.”

No, Mr. Harwood, we just can’t imagine Joe Biden acting on principle and keeping his word.”

The corporate media lied for Biden, coddling him, pampering him and the corrupt Biden Crime Family.

And consider this from the supreme laughing stock of American journalism, the New York Times:

“Joe Biden won the presidency because, at a moment when so many Americans were exhausted by the chaos and nastiness of the Trump era, he promised stability, decency and healing. At the heart of his candidacy was the vow to be “a president for all Americans” as he labored “to restore the soul of the nation.””

How many trips to China, Ukraine and other shady places had Hunter gone on with China Joe to sell the office out as he would promise decency?

15, or was it 20?

Was that decent, New York Times?

And all of it was generated as a bagman pulling in the cash for the Big Guy.

A common streetwalker working the loading dock in some third-world shithole, and crawling with disease has that kind of New York Times decency.

Miranda Devine, the great columnist of the New York Post has a theory: She writes that the pardon for Hunter is really a pardon for Joe himself. She’s correct. Joe pretends sincerity like all the Democrat operatives, but all Joe and Jill care about is themselves.

I began supporting her years ago in my column at the Tribune.  She nailed the Biden family corruption with her book “Laptop from Hell.” And each time I wrote a column supporting her and condemning the compliant corporate media, I could hear the sighs of leftist anger in the woke newsroom in downtown Chicago.

But Devine had the bravery to call out the regime and do so publicly. And the other day, when Biden pardoned his crack-addict son, she called them out again. When she she came out with that second blockbuster book: “The Big Guy—How a President and His Son Sold Out America,” she returned to The Chicago Way podcast. We were honored to have her as our guest.

I can’t ignore the contempt that the Obama Biden clique have shown to the American people. It is stunning in its arrogance. And clearly the Democrats have learned nothing from the recent election won by the Republican President Donald John Trump as they took the Senate and the House and the White House. Perhaps Democrats will explain it after they put old Joe up on Mt. Rushmore? Remember that idiocy? The Democrat arrogance has even led the prissy suck-up leftist U.S. Rep. Swalwell to join the suck up party.

You’d have to be a certified stupid chumbolone not to think Obama knew about Hunter and Joe.

As you’re reading this, I know that you are no chumbolone.

Obama knew.

His spies at CIA knew. His secret police at the FBI knew. His toadies at the White House knew.

So, yes, he knew.

I don’t think of the Bidens wrapped up in the mantle of state. I prefer to think of them as what they are–trashy Delaware hillbillies, walking in Obama’s inaugural parade, thinking about the all the scores to come.

By the photo, you can see Jill blowing a big kiss to the chumbolones. And Joe and Hunter can feel the tingles in their legs because what’s out there for them.

Millions from China.

Millions from Ukraine.

And so on.

The Chicago Way is the Delaware Way is the Washington Way. And the “Rule of Law?” To the Bidens and their corrupt corporate media, it is something for them to use to wipe their feet.

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Comments 63

  1. Nailed it once again John. It’s sickening. On a happier note, bought a no chumbalone zone hat for my son and good buddy for Christmas. Also received “the paper” the other day rather than my WSJ by mistake. It was thinner than the space between my nostrils.

    2. John nails it—again. Here’s something to think about. Can Hunter avoid being prosecuted for being his Pop’s bagman with China? Does his Daddy’s pardon provide Hunter the Cokehead lifetime protection from being called onto the carpet for selling out his country to our worst enemy? His convictions for firearm and tax violations are in the past. Hopefully, prosecution for selling his country down the river to the fascists in China is in his future. And maybe even his Pop’s future.

  2. 110%, John. Pretty lousy thing to use your kid as a bagman, never teach him responsibility for his actions, and then use your country to that extent, topped off with a pardon for the kid. The little girl who isn’t claimed by the Bidens as a grandchild is so much better off just getting monetary support! Who wants to be associated with scum like this, who think they are better than the rest of us, and who abuse their country so badly? Not me!

    Now the rumor mills are sounding that Joe is planning pre-emptive pardons, before the Deep State swamp creatures are even charged. This needs to go down as the worst presidency ever in true history books. I fear President Trump has only won a battle by being elected. The war against the Deep State will sadly slog on the next four years. SIGH. At least we can still try.

  4. ok,I voted for Obama twice,Biden and Harris. I am not able to believe the good side of Donald Trump beyond Operation Warp Speed. But I am not brain dead as I turn 71. And if you have a 99 year young Aunt in upstate NY almost depressed over this Election,you send her flowers,anyway. Miranda Devine is not my idea of a crusading journalist since she works for a Rupert Murdoch owned rag paper. But,here is where I agree with John and many of you. Sleepy Joe,his brother James and son Hunter all got personal gains off meetings wih China officials and others while he was Vice President. He is almost a Dickens character,Uriah Heep. He used to plagarize others in giving speeches as a Senator. And he has endured more family tragedy than any of us would want to tolerate. But,he lied about his health,his son, and exits not a completely tarnished former President who will get a State Funeral someday. Does this mean I will unite on Jan.20 for the good of the MAGA way? Absolutely not. But,I do not want any impeachment antics this time around. If Trump and his Family Follies misbehaves,the NY Times not Miranda Devine will call him out bigly. And Legacy Media is not dead yet just at the Tribune and MSNBC. Eyes wide open and We shall see if Trump at 78 has any brain cells left or just allows the smear queen and his Chief of Staff,Susie Wiles to do what she does best;lie about anyone in Trump’s way. It worked great in Florida and in the November election.

    1. I don’t think Biden’s “tragedies” are tragedies at all.

      I think they were sacrifices he happily paid (on others’ accounts, as always) to seal his deal with satan.

      For years he has twisted his “tragedies” for personal benefit, changing names and places and circumstances, all to increase his leverage at that particular moment.

      Monsters are beasts that walk on two feet and look human. They consume and consume, not to fill themselves but to empty others.

      Biden is just such a monster.

    2. He has endured more family tragedy than most? Yes, and he has played it to the hilt. Beau died in Iraq? A Joe lie. His first wife was killed by a drunk? A Joe lie, she was at fault. Family tragedy, think of Laken Riley and all the rest of the poor souls that were killed by Joe’s and Kamala’s guests in this country. Your admission that you have vote for a litany of crooked democrats, Obama, Biden and the drunk Kamala shows that your brain cells are about as active as Joe Biden.

      Thank God that Trump won so he and the incoming justice department will bring charges against the most corrupt administration in history, and we have people like you to thank for bringing Joe and Kamala into the White House to screw every American living here.

    4. The list of Biden, Inc. atrocities is long and disgusting to even contemplate. The idea that the United States Senate could be repeatedly raped by such a character is Joe is beyond an embarrassment for the whole country. The incident that will forever define him as the most disgusting person I can imagine? The way he lied about and destroyed the life of the truck driver who hit the car his wife was driving. It was, of course, sad that she and the little girl died, but what did Joe’s vicious ugliness to do honor their memory? NOTHING!!! He insisted for decades that the trucker was a drunk, that he’d drunk his lunch and that his alcoholism is what killed Mrs. Biden. Except, Joe couldn’t even tell the truth about his wife’s and his daughter’s DEATH!!! They died because she blew a stop sign. The trucker was not drunk – he had the right-of-way. He stayed at the scene, helped as much as he could, chatted with the troopers who answered the call and assisted them as requested. They interacted with him for hours, and no tickets were issued. Joe KNEW that, and LIED!!! To the press and to everyone he could get to hold still long enough so he could tell his vicious story. He RUINED that man, who went to his own grave fighting the ever-more-powerful liar-Senator from Delaware. Only after his death did Joe finally admit that “maybe” he hadn’t been drunk after all, and “maybe” it might have been his wife’s fault. What a disgusting excuse for a human being……and the Democrat voters didn’t have the guts, the good sense or the morality to kick him out of office.

  6. From THE Great Communicator to THE Greatest Liar, what a time we have lived in, right John? Can’t even compare their joke telling deliveries. Their Mount Rushmore built on a trash heap underneath the Hollywood sign LBJ???? come on, who’s lying head would go first?

  7. Uncle Joey pardoning his son was disturbing. What’s scary is what he’s going to do between now and January 19. How much money will he give away. How deep will he suddenly get with foreign disputes. His time left scares the hell out of me.

  11. Hunter is a scumbag on many levels, but nothing compares to Joe. I’ve struggled for years to see how a parent could be so consumed by self, by cynicism, by absolutely selfish appetite.

    Part of me still refuses to believe that a person could be so unapologetically evil – though it’s easy when you have the media-industrial complex doing your apologizing for you, I suppose.

    Reading the Old Testament history of the persistent, often-suppressed but never-eliminated practice of sacrificing one’s own children to moloch, et al. I can at least put Biden’s nature into some kind of context. Casting your own into the fire to ensure your own prosperity has been around a long time.

    For some, it seems moloch is in ascendency once again.

  12. Limerick For a Louse

    Joe’s con was so clear it was funny.
    Who dares make a bagman of sonny?
    What were Biden’s goals
    And those of his trolls?
    There were none but bribery money.

  13. John, THANK YOU for continually writing about the “Biden Crime Family”. Joe Biden makes Richard Nixon look like a choir boy. The legacy media is just as corrupt and their only hope of survival is to do their job and hold all politicians accountable, regardless of party. I doubt this will ever happen and look forward to their downfall.

    1. You’re right, no comparison. Nixon never made any pretense about being pious, avuncular, and beyond reproach like Biden. As we all know, Trump has been known to exaggerate, but when he called Biden the worst president ever, he was much closer to being right on, than exaggerating.

    1. 1. I think the Clinton’s are far worse. They had people wacked.
      2. At least the Hunter issue will be over in press soon. I’m sick of it.
      3. Will the Trump FBI release the names in Epsteins ‘little black book’? Despite some saying it disappeared the FBI has it according to reports. Publish the perverts names!

        1. I’m shocked, shocked that politicians r crooks.
          Remember King Richard the first goin berserk in city council when he got caught helping his sons, Prince Richard the 2nd and his Irish 3 stooges bros. King Richard read a poem in the city council about fathers and sons. I still have that tape. Touching at times but when lion hearted Richard 1st roared it was scary.

          1. Yes. “What is a Father if he could not help his own sons”.
            But in Joe’s case he has helped himself first when he issued a blanket pardon for Hunter so It won’t lead to him!

  15. Chicago was, is and will always be a Grifters Paradise. Barack Obama is living proof of this. Come to Chicago with nothing but a hustle and leave as a billionaire. The Bidens are small fry compared to a true master…

  16. Kamala was supposed to get elected and become Joe’s last bag man, to do the dirty work disguised as “compassion” for his family. He could still step down and instead of a blip in History books, if that, cackles would become 47. Queen for a day, or a week to pardon a few more and do whatever other dirty work Biden and Obummer have in mind. DJT upset the apple cart of all the Dems who expected 4/8 more years of fun times. The comment earlier this week about lawn signs saying “Hate has no place here” are just more leftist hypocrisy for they truely hate Trump and are in a funk over the election. Yes we shall see how things play out going forward but it will be better than more leftist BS.

  18. Great column. Obama knew every last detail of Biden’s international cash ‘n carry. Hillary’s too. The deep state had leverage with all three on that account.
    Biden shamelessly used his bagmen Hunter and btother Jim. And pardoned Hunter strictly for his own CYA.
    Biden would have trans-surgeried 6 year-old Hunter to Hunteria if he thought it would fatten his graft calf.

  19. Joe’s schedule this week:

    – Pardon Hunter
    – Fly to Africa to avoid media
    – Give $1 Billion in aid to Angola
    – Give $0 to hurricane victims in NC
    – Forget what city in Africa I’m in
    – Fall asleep during meeting in Africa
    – Start process to pardon other horrible people

    What a leader…

    1. Ken, Perfect summary of Joey’s typical week. He is the most corrupt loser to ever inhabit the Whitehouse. I always thought pardons were only meant for those who had been convicted of something and had paid a price for their crime. Guess I was wrong.

  21. The Harvard Way – Obama. The former Ivy League Way, all of it. Talk about Fealty – how so many people take a knee to anyone with a former Ivy League degree. I like Forbes new Ivys, I mean lets go!

    Coastal Democrat Elite – exactly. From Sea to Shining Sea, from Malibu, to Nantucket the Biden family of scarecrows. Joe and Hunter, masters of the shit eating grin.

    Its over, the Center is rising

  23. This is a good thing Joe did. It’s doing as much damage to the Dem brand as it’s doing to the Bidens’ legacy. I’m thinking of all those Dem voters that held their noses and voted for Trump maybe thinking that this crossover vote was a one-time event. To them, this must be the clearest affirmation that they did the right thing. It makes clear that the Dem scam is systemic, self serving and ingrained in that left wing culture. Now, here’s hoping that memories aren’t short.

  24. Three years ago this month, I had made up for my family and certain fellow full time patriots t-shirts for Chtistmas gifts that said “Joe Biden is a fraud and everyone knows it” with the famous meme showing the dramatic blue spike overtaking the red line from the election day 2020 count in PA as the “F” in fraud. On the back of the t-shirts it said “ten percent for the big guy.” In the beginning when I wore them in public people sneered. When I wore it throughout the summer and fall leading up to Election Day, the sneers turned to cheers. People have woken up!

  25. Yianni,
    The Greeks were so spot on and accurate when they warned “to psari meerizee apo to kefali!!!” The fish smells from the head. When you want to root out corruption, you don’t start at the bottom, you start at the top. For years as a business consultant advising owners on exit strategies and internal reorganizations, I found it so fascinating that most owners didn’t feel their behavior or actions had any impact on their employees!!! This is why so many family businesses falter or die, due to lack of leadership. When asked how a firm operates, I simply advised – look at the top exec. This is what happened to the dem/socialist party of America. Those at the top were clueless as to how the rest of us chumbolones felt! They continued to dig the hole even deeper, remaining clueless as to how Trump bested them all – blaming others. Not sure we’ll be hearing from Obam for awhile….thank God, I’ve had about enough of his pontificating!

  27. Great column John. BUT, you owe an apology for comparing common street walkers in a third world country to the NYT.

    Things will only improve if we take the profit out of being a politician. Make them live with all their laws we are saddled with (health care, social security…). That won’t be easy and it’s not just Dems with their hands out.

    Biden can’t put one sentence together, so how does he make ANY decisions?What unelected person or group is running (ruining) our country?

  28. Given the litany of Democrat lies over the last few decades — from Clinton’s “I didn’t have sex with that woman” to Brandon’s “I won’t pardon Hunter” — one has to wonder exactly what is being taught in today’s journalism schools. In my day we all wanted to be Woodward and Bernstein ferreting out the lies and corruption as a public service. Today’s “journalists” want to be propagandists parroting the lies they’re told in hopes of becoming TV stars. Their industry is doomed.

  29. The future aircraft carrier named for Biden will be built in China, and never leave the port. If it does, once in the ocean it will sink. Someone else will be blamed

  30. Hey John. It’s the “Chicago Way”, so nothing new here. Remember Richard J Daley saying something to the affect that “if you can’t help your family, then who can you help?” In terms of historical significance though a far bigger substantive pardon will be the one Joe Biden gives to Anthony Fauci. From then on we’ll likely never know the reality behind Ecohealth, GOF, Wuhan, and the origin of the pandemic.

    1. Bruce Kleinman: For both, Hunter and Fauci, is it possible to subpoena them before Congress to testify under threat of perjury? That may not work because both are abysmal liars. But it is possible?
      FYI: I renewed my subscription here. It appears that the incessant troll and identity thief, Tony Cesare (a.k.a. “Rigatony” or “Senor Grande,” has been banned for good.

      1. My understanding is that both could still be forced to testify in front of Congress even after the pardon is in effect. A pardon does not limit the power of Congress to summon those pardoned individuals to testify in front of Congressional commissions. Since those pardoned however, would be immune to any possible prosecution they would no longer have access to the 5th. The risk to Fauci at this moment is that there is plausible evidence (from emails, FOIAs, testimony of his colleagues) that he lied to Congress during his past Congressional testimony. Lying to Congress is a felony – although not often pursued. So if he was pardoned he would be beyond any prosecution but not beyond being forced to once again testify. And I guess he would be free to lie again without consequence, but – and this would make for some good entertainment – he would not be able to claim the 5th.

        I’d be interested read an expert legal opinion on this possible future side show.

        1. It will be interesting to see what happens with Fauci. It is frightening to see how easily his evil was is still is tolerated. It told those in power that we are so easily cowed by big lies, as Hitler learned.
          Even more frightening is another elephant in the room: the climate hoax. It will not take much to shut us all down again.

  35. Great article John. And you know why I know it’s such a great article? Because of how pissed off I am after reading it. Keep writing this great stuff exposing all these criminals. Maybe you can write a few books to be housed in the Biden Presidential Library. Or closet based on the donations I think he’ll get.

  36. I’ve been pissed off for nearly four years at the people who voted for this fraud. Did they not know he was an empty suit in Congress for 47 years? That he is a racist, a liar, posing as good ole Scranton Joe? “Battle for the soul of the Nation” my ass. And we still have good ole Barack lecturing us about democracy. Bullshit indeed.

  37. I get it. I look at the criminal ankle biters in my home and , if I had the power, would pardon them in time for Santa.
    Hunter now MUST testify in any proceedings because he can’t incriminate himself. So the Hunter pardon isn’t the game, it’s the mass of pardons given out January 19th 2024 to clear out all the people involved in the corruption.
    Krampus is the punishment for bad kids, pardons are the punishment for democrats that got caught or will be caught. Kids are held more accountable than grown ass adults.

    p.s.
    If your parents put yer gifts under the tree, it’s because they knew you were on the naughty list and Santa wasn’t coming for you.

  39. Only a total MORON would have believed Bidens and his Daddy OB for their lies. Oh, Wait, OB has a calloused crotch from riding the fence.
    Hey Clooney, Butt Banged by OB, huh? It couldn’t have happened to a more WOKE HOLLYWIERD IDIOT, well maybe Meathead, too.

    1. But at least the total morons at PolitiFact awarded Mr. Obama the 2013 “Lie of the Year” prize for his whopper: “if you like your healthcare plan, you can keep it.” What award has senile Joe won?

  40. Make no bones about it, Biden and his gimcrack administration (chosen after Pete Buttigieg was caught donating to the Iowa Caucuses software tabulation company by The Intercept, and the DNC again screwing over Bernie Sanders who would only have punished the insurance agency and regulated Wall Street, etc.) tortured me. They turned Oak Lawn into a war zone of caustic car noises and fireworks, knowing the point of infection for when I got COVID was my right ear, exacerbating my hyper-acusis and misophonia, and conditioning me this way.

    Why? To force me to write my massive stochastic code (a form of informed randomness based on Bernoulli distributions and Levy Flight intersections) that the New York Time implied provided Ukraine advanced intelligence of Russian positions. And also to condition me to look up weapons and science (the car noises only went away when I did this).

    Biden continued Trump’s direct payment checks (Trump listened to me on this). Then Biden passed two huge spending bills that drove up inflation. Inflation was on the way down in July 2021, but Dr. Jekyll Jerome Powell decided to raise interest rates to benefit creditors, based on the outdated NAIRU model––even as the NYFed and San Fran Fed had better nonlinear math that tied inflation adjustment to keeping employment levels high.

    And when Biden started to fade mentally, there was no reaching him. Some posit that Biden and his disingenuous foreign policy team wanted to bait Russia to start the war. Hunter had ties to Burisma, and the MSM shut down that story and his top secret laptop too. This caused liberal civil rights lawyer and journalist Glenn Greenwald such ire he left The Intercept and became an independent journalist.

    Biden deserves our compassion, though. Not just because of the car wreck that killed half his family. Not just because of his battle with dementia. But because the cigar-smoking backroom DNC manipulated him into a presidency he couldn’t handle and making him look embarrassing.

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