Well folks, the VP debate is over, and the results are clear: Tim Walz flopped like a dead fish, while JD Vance soared like an eagle. In fact, Walz was so bad and JD was so good that Team Trump even won the CNN poll.
CNN instant-poll: Who won VP debate?
🟥 J.D. Vance: 51%
🟦 Tim Walz: 49%— InteractivePolls (@IAPolls2022) October 2, 2024
Even liberal CBS viewers agree, Vance won.
Another fake CBS poll.
Vance won by more than 1%. pic.twitter.com/B9vn7QI9au
— 🇺🇸↪️aptain Ⓜ️organ🇺🇸 (@CaptainMorganTN) October 2, 2024
Vance mopped up the debate stage with ol’ Marxist Tim.
Vance clearly won. By a country mile. Walz a distant 2nd. CBS miserably last. pic.twitter.com/6NwtT0GAF4
— Mark Ramsey for Texas (@RAMSEYforNHCRWA) October 2, 2024
Even the New York Times raised the white flag of surrender.
The New York Times, ladies and gentlemen pic.twitter.com/PjdS0o8iae
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) October 2, 2024
Sell, sell, sell…
😂😂😂
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) October 2, 2024
JD earned a new supporter.
By the end of this debate I’m pretty sure that Walz is gonna vote for JD
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 2, 2024
But what was the big turning point for Tampon Tim? Well, by now, it’s no secret that Tim Walz is a pathological liar. He’s spent decades spinning tall tales about his military service, lied through his teeth about IVF, and, right before the debate, got caught in another whopper—this time, a completely made-up trip to Hong Kong during the Tiananmen Square massacre.
Like everything that comes out of Walz’s mouth, it was pure BS.
Tim Walz said he was in Hong Kong during the Tiananmen Square massacre. But he was home in Nebraska, local news reports and photographs show, via @alanagoodman – https://t.co/z9bNpIUpQH pic.twitter.com/OO3jLXNXT7
— Eliana Johnson (@elianayjohnson) September 30, 2024
This was the lie that finally caught up with Tim. The debate moderator called him out, and his pathetic attempt to dodge the question—only to get called out again—led to 20 seconds of pure political carnage. It’s the moment that absolutely sealed Team Harris’s fate. Watch until the end, when Tim completely unravels at the seams.
Tim Walz just lost the election. There’s no recovering from this fumble. Wow. This is so bad. pic.twitter.com/VxaR0lDOi4
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) October 2, 2024
Ouch.
When u get caught lying about your time spent in China and CBS calls you out 😂 pic.twitter.com/oZl227zGPz
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) October 2, 2024
Another shining moment for Tampon Tim was when he proudly announced to the world that he has “befriended school shooters.” And just like that, a disastrous new political meme was born.
"I've become friends with school shooters."
– Tim Walz pic.twitter.com/qPOuSUVXLn
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 2, 2024
Tim Walz: “I became friends with school shooters”
everyone watching: pic.twitter.com/Lf5pkIeHEC
— Classic Republicans (@gopclassics) October 2, 2024
What an absolute mess Tim made for himself and Ms. Harris.
After his disastrous debate performance, Tim Walz was caught pretending to shop for pizza and pastries—because nothing says “leadership” like hiding behind a croissant. The press, of course, wanted answers. They asked him why he claimed to be “friends” with school shooters and why he lied about being in China during the Tiananmen Square uprising. And in true Walz fashion, he did what he does best: he dodged the questions entirely. Apparently, he thinks the American people don’t deserve answers, only baked goods.
"Can you clarify what you meant when you said you befriended school shooters?"
"Why did you say you were in Hong Kong when reports say you weren't?"
WALZ: *ignores* pic.twitter.com/WYORws3fGx
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 2, 2024
All joking and playful jabs aside, the truth is, Tampon Tim put Team Harris in a very uncomfortable spot last night. Sure, he was unprepared and even looked downright scared at times. Can you blame him? Vance buried Tampon Tim with this blistering statement.
“You’ve got a tough job here. You’ve got to pretend that Donald Trump didn’t deliver rising take home pay, which of course he did. You’ve got to pretend that Donald Trump didn’t deliver lower inflation, which of course he did. And then you’ve got to defend Kamala Harris’s atrocious economic record, which has made gas, groceries, and housing unaffordable for American citizens.” – Senator JD Vance
"You've got a tough job here. You've got to pretend that Donald Trump didn't deliver rising take home pay, which of course he did. You've got to pretend that Donald Trump didn't deliver lower inflation, which of course he did. And then you've got to defend Kamala Harris's… pic.twitter.com/s8hvHOxPNB
— JD Vance (@JDVance) October 2, 2024
Yowza.
Debate recap: pic.twitter.com/wAXdLzn7Rx
— Ames (@VivaLaAmes11) October 2, 2024
But it didn’t stop there. As MSNBC’s Symone Sanders pointed out, Walz actually agreed with JD Vance so much that voters have to be wondering, “Wait, why are we supposed to vote for you again?”
MSNBC host Symone Sanders is mad about all the "niceties" from Tim Walz on the debate stage.
"I am just kinda like, well, if you agree so much with JD Vance, why should they vote for you?" pic.twitter.com/YhEqPAe0Bw
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) October 2, 2024
Tim Walz had one job: defend Harris’ record and smash Vance like a bug. And he blew it. Voters will likely look at that train wreck of a debate and start questioning Ms. Harris’ judgment, too. Why on earth did she choose this pathological liar and goofy buffoon?
President Trump may have the answer. He posted a meme on Truth Social that sums it all up perfectly:
Sure, most people say the VP doesn’t really matter—that no one casts their vote for the President based on the VP pick. That might have been true back in the day, but ironically, Harris flipped that script. Thanks to her quiet coup against Biden, she’s now the 2024 nominee without a single primary vote to her name. Suddenly, inept vice presidents take on a whole new meaning.
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