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If you’re still on the fence about who to vote for in the upcoming 2024 election, this clip might just seal the deal. After all, knowing that Kamala Harris is a fan of original-flavored Doritos is the kind of hard-hitting information that really pushes Americans to take decisive action. I mean, we all know how important a solid snack is when it comes to running the most powerful country in the world. And let’s be real—Ms. Harris preferring the original Nacho Cheese flavor Dorito really shows just how relatable and down-to-earth she is, right? She’s basically the OG of snack time, so of course she totally deserves to lead the free world. Obviously. Duh.

Yes, these are the hard-hitting questions Kamala Harris is tackling right before Americans head to the polls for the 2024 election. And what’s truly terrifying is that a lot of people will actually be voting for her—probably with a generous coating of Dorito dust still on their fingers.

God help us.

Now that Kamala has opened Pandora’s Bag of Doritos, you’ve got to wonder—was she chowing down on those crunchy snacks while she was slow-jamming to Tupac? Side note: Kamala doesn’t even realize the man’s been dead since 1996. But hey, that’s what we call a “super fan,” right?

She’s always trying so hard to be “relatable,” but let’s face it—she’s about as relatable as caviar-flavored Doritos.

Maybe those Doritos were a throwback to her pot-smoking, Tupac-listening munchie days? That might explain why her timeline never adds up in that fake Tupac story. This woman lies more than a bag of “low-fat” potato chips.

Look, we’re not against fun, light-hearted interviews—especially when it comes to podcasts. But when you do those kinds of puff pieces, it should be because you’ve already answered the hard-hitting questions from the media. And let’s be real, that’s definitely not the case with Ms. Harris. Not only does she avoid basic policy questions, but she can’t even answer the most straightforward one on earth: Are Americans better off now than they were four years ago?

Say what?

Kamala, put down the Doritos, and let us help you out—the answer to that question is a big, crunchy “NO!” Maybe next time, try snacking on some “Reality Bites” instead of “Nacho Cheese.”

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