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I asked ten Kamala Harris supporters why they’re voting for her. Here are their surprising answers!

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Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because free childcare should be available to everyone, and I need someone to change my stinky, soggy nappy.” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because my Zeta homies from Tamaulipas gotta get up here, yo.” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because I’m a homeless addict who lives on the streets, and I want more company.” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “She black, b*tch.” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because she’ll protect my reproductive rights - you know, just in case!” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Mabel? Is that you? Where am I?” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because as a teacher, my beautiful first-graders and I need well-funded public schools where we can explore gender roles together.” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because as a junior at Brown and the daughter of middle-upper-class white parents from the suburbs, I know that all Zionists dogs deserve annihilation.” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because more of America’s young soldiers mired in foreign forever-wars means another vacation house for me!” Image
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because my wife’s boyfriend told me I have to. Hold on, I gotta film this.” Image
Well, I’m sold! If any of your friends or family are still on the fence about supporting @TheDemocrats’ candidate @KamalaHarris for @POTUS, please share this thread with them!

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