I asked ten Kamala Harris supporters why they’re voting for her. Here are their surprising answers!
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Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because free childcare should be available to everyone, and I need someone to change my stinky, soggy nappy.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because my Zeta homies from Tamaulipas gotta get up here, yo.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because I’m a homeless addict who lives on the streets, and I want more company.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “She black, b*tch.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because she’ll protect my reproductive rights - you know, just in case!”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Mabel? Is that you? Where am I?”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because as a teacher, my beautiful first-graders and I need well-funded public schools where we can explore gender roles together.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because as a junior at Brown and the daughter of middle-upper-class white parents from the suburbs, I know that all Zionists dogs deserve annihilation.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because more of America’s young soldiers mired in foreign forever-wars means another vacation house for me!”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because my wife’s boyfriend told me I have to. Hold on, I gotta film this.”
Well, I’m sold! If any of your friends or family are still on the fence about supporting @TheDemocrats’ candidate @KamalaHarris for @POTUS, please share this thread with them!
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This thread is dedicated to everyone, from the States (@Riley_Gaines_ @Martina @SaraGonzalesTX @stclairashley @MattWalshBlog) to across the pond (@Glinner @jk_rowling @DreyfusJames @ThePosieParker @Serena_Partrick) to down under (@salltweets @RitaPanahi @RachaelWongAus) whose efforts to protect women, children, and biological reality have cost them time, money, and reputation. Those efforts have not been wasted. Thank you.
Hey, @olivegarden! Family friend visited your College Station, TX location with his 8yo daughter. Their “waitress” was a man in a dress with a deep voice who scared the little girl. Dad discretely asked for a different waiter…and was escorted with his child from the restaurant.
Please research and address the situation, keeping in mind that it isn’t “intolerant” when a child recognizes that a man in a dress is still a man. This is shabby customer service, and literally misogynistic.
@salltweets @OliLondonTV @SaraGonzalesTX @jonesville @RitaPanahi To clarify and expound, @olivegarden, since I did get further details, not wanting to levy spurious accusations: after concern was noted, a manager came over and asked the problem. The father explained that his daughter was uncomfortable and requested another server…