UPDATE 12: Trump dominates in California. It didn’t take long for Decision Desk HQ to call the state.

UPDATE 11: CNN projects Donald Trump has won 88 percent of delegates thus far.

Richard Baris calculates that Nikki Haley’s “win” in Vermont will only net her one delegate.

UPDATE 10: Massive protest vote against Joe Biden in Minnesota.

The Somalians and the ultra-progressive pro-Palestinians were out in full force to register a protest vote against Joe Biden by voting “UNCOMMITTED.”

This result will likely disturb the Joe Biden team, as he could bleed votes to Cornel West, Jill Stein, or RFK, Jr. if the pro-Palestinians decide they don’t want to play ball with Biden. After all, back in 2020, Joe Biden won the state by a mere 7 percentage points. Minnesota will be a state to watch in November.

UPDATE 9: Nikki Haley has finally won a state. Decision Desk HQ is projecting that Nikki Haley will win the John Kasich Award by eking out a win in Vermont, an open primary state in which Democrats and independents can vote in the Republican primary.

Back in 2016, John Kasich won this state.

The anti-Trump protest vote was out in full force in one of the most liberal states in the nation. With the victory, Nikki Haley will officially win just one out of 15 Super Tuesday states.

UPDATE 8: The Daily Mail is reporting that Nikki Haley is hiding in her basement and has no plans to address tonight’s devastating schlonging.

The Daily Mail:

Trump wins ELEVEN STATES to Nikki Haley’s ZERO in Super Tuesday steamrolling: The Donald’s 2024 rematch with Biden inches even closer as his final rival stays silent at home in South Carolina after wave of humiliating defeats

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Haley pledged stay in the race until the Super Tuesday contests but has not made any promises beyond that, and her campaign has not scheduled any public events on Tuesday or beyond.

She is at her home in South Carolina and not scheduled to make public remarks.  Trump is expected to address supporters later Tuesday night at Mar-a-Lago.

UPDATE 7: Decision Desk HQ has called Massachusetts and Minnesota, and it’s a Trump shellacking.

It’s unclear if Nikki will win a single county in the great state of Minnesota.

UPDATE 6: TRUMP cruises to victory in Texas and Colorado, according to Decision Desk HQ.

Everything is bigger in Texas. Early results:

Colorado is Trump strong, despite their crazed Secretary of State and Supreme Court.

UPDATE 5: Trump takes Arkansas.

UPDATE 4: TRUMP sweeps Tennessee, Oklahoma, Maine, and Alabama, according to DecisionDeskHQ. Trump is six out of six with nine states to go. Will he sweep, or will Nikki Haley win Vermont?

The margin of victory in Oklahoma thus far is simply stunning.

UPDATE 3: Vermont is TOO CLOSE TO CALL. In the open primary state won by John Kasich in 2016, voters can vote in whichever primary they wish.

So far, Donald Trump maintains a lead, but the results from the urban sink of Burlington have yet to come in.

See Update 9.

 

UPDATE 2: Trump schlongs Haley in North Carolina. The race has been called. Two states out of 15 called, and Trump won them both.

This was a blowout of epic proportions:

UPDATE 1: TRUMP takes Virginia. This was a state Nikki Haley was hoping and praying she could win. Vermont is her last hope.

It’s a slaughter.

Results show Trump crushing Nikki Haley everywhere but the Swamp and one of the wokest college towns in America.

Results are trickling in.

Up-to-the minute results from DecisionDesk.

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