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At this point, the FBI’s official page on X might as well be considered the best parody account out there. It’s an endless source of gaffes that could rival SNL in terms of humor. Their recent post on the “shoplifting epidemic” in the US certainly turned heads and drew a lot of attention. We’ve all seen numerous videos of groups of young black folks engaging in coordinated thefts, taking everything from iPhones to dishwashing detergent. This has led to almost everything being locked up tight, and a lot of businesses in liberal-run cities are shutting down because they just can’t keep up with all the theft. The FBI says they’re on it, working to get a handle on this widespread problem and sharing their plan of action to fight back.

FBI.gov:

ORT investigations are usually initiated and investigated by local law enforcement and retail industry personnel. The FBI relies on partnerships with these groups to identify and advance ORT cases to the federal level.

When ORT cases meet the federal prosecution threshold, the FBI investigates through collaboration with the private sector and our federal, state, and local law enforcement partners.

However, the FBI seems to have missed the mark on identifying the correct “demographic” responsible for most of these shoplifting attacks. This misstep might explain why looting and shoplifting remain rampant in this country.

It appears the FBI is on the lookout for gangs of roving rich white girls.

Higher prices, dangerous products, and closing businesses. These are just some of the impacts Organized Retail Theft has on everyday Americans. Learn what the #FBI does to combat these crimes on the federal level to protect shoppers across the country:

Oddly enough, sunscreen is one of the only items not locked up. Go figure.

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The real problem here is that the woke FBI opted to use a stock image of white girls “looting,” instead of being honest and showing images of what the actual shoplifters look like.

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But then again, maybe we can’t be too hard on the FBI. Trying to snag an accurate shoplifting stock photo on Google is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Meanwhile, this is what the bulk of the “shoplifters” actually look like. Perhaps somebody should alert the FBI so that they can arrest the right people, eh?

Interestingly enough, it’s impossible to find a real shoplifting photo that includes a mob of white people.

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Who can forget when “Meatball,” the social media influencer, participated in a massive looting operation in Philadelphia and had the time of her life?

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Looting makes you thirsty.

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White women are the problem, and don’t you forget that.

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Damn these white supremacists…

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And in case you’re wondering what Google thinks carjackers look like, here you go:

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The FBI was flayed online for pulling this absurd stunt. Here’s what some folks had to say about the photo they used:

“Yes, it’s always White women in Burberry in literally every video of retail theft we’ve all seen with our own eyes…”

“OMG, the WOKE FBI page is the funniest parody account on X. Yes, middle-class Wite women in designer clothes are the reason the laundry detergent is locked up at Walmart located in the South Side of Chicago”

“I don’t see many white ladies in gangs shoplifting”

“Damn those white sorority girls, they must be stopped!”

“I’m wondering if there were any agents in the breakroom this morning who were NOT embarrassed by this post.”

“We deserve better misinformation campaigns, demagogues.”

“Maybe you should start going after black people, who are actually committing crimes at retail outlets.”

“Picture of 2 white girls huh…. How very globalist initiative of you”

“sooo white chicks are the problem? can I see statistics on this?”

“What made you select that photo?”

“Clearly the shoplifting epidemic is being led by well-dressed white women in their 20s named Katelynn. Go get ’em fellas!!!!!”

This is yet another setback for the disgraced FBI, which is now too entangled in politics and wokeness to offer any value to this nation. They’ve become nothing more than an online punching bag, and that’s exactly what they deserve.

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