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Honestly, what’s happened to Steve Doocy? It’s like he’s transformed into a mashup of Chris Wallace and Shep Smith, but on steroids. Remember when he used to eagerly host Trump for weekly phone calls on the Fox & Friends show? Now, he seems to have developed one of the most severe cases of Stage 5 TDS we’ve ever seen. It’s almost surreal, as though someone cornered him in a dark alley and threatened, “Turn against Trump, or your kid’s career in this town is over.” That’s the only way to make sense of his drastic change. And yet, here he is, staunchly defending Joe Biden, insisting Republicans lack any solid grounds for impeachment.
Clearly, Steve’s been hitting Hunter’s crack pipe.
“You don’t actually have any facts to that point. You’ve got some circumstantial evidence,” Doocy said. “And the other thing is, of all those names, the one person who didn’t profit is—there’s no evidence that Joe Biden did anything illegally.”
Unfortunately, the situation with Steve has deteriorated even further. Now, he seems obsessed with concocting incredibly outlandish schemes to thwart President Trump, and his latest idea is particularly bizarre. In fact, it was so far-fetched that his cohosts promptly shut it down.
So, what’s this grand plan of Steve’s? He’s proposing that Nikki Haley run as an independent candidate, specifically to obstruct Trump’s bid for the White House.
Good lord…
Ironically, Nikki Haley seems like the least likely candidate for such a ludicrous suggestion. Yet, here we are, thanks to Steve and his extreme case of Stage 5 TDS. Because of this, ‘Fox & Friends’ has sadly become unwatchable for many.
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