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Bill de Blasio is probably one of the most pathetic men in America, and now, his domineering so-called “former lesbian” wife is publicly humiliating him with her latest move. According to reports, his wife Chirlane McCray is going to start dating other people without moving out or divorcing him, because she just wants to “have fun.” Poor Bill just announced to the whole entire world he’s a cuckold in the pages of the New York Times.
Former Mayor Bill de Blasio and wife Chirlane McCray announced Wednesday that they are splitting after 29 years of marriage — so that they can date other people without living apart or getting divorced.
“I just want to have fun,” McCray — who was living as a lesbian when they met — told the New York Times in a joint interview announcing the split.
The couple claimed that the decision came during a heart-to-heart at home about two months ago in which they discussed why they were not “lovey-dovey anymore.”
However, they conceded that the marriage started crumbling years earlier — especially during the then-mayor’s disastrous 2020 run for the White House.
No doubt, Chirlane, like the rest of us, realized that her lurching husband’s chances of making it to the White House were slim to none.
“I thought it was a distraction,” McCray said of the much-mocked bid that never came close to succeeding.
She said she only stood by de Blasio at the time because the presidential run was “not the kind of thing where you can break ranks … That’s part of the difficulty of being part of a package.”
De Blasio, 62, admitted that the description of his wildly over-ambitious aspirations as a distraction is “kind of true.”
“Point for Chirlane,” he told the Times in their nearly three-hour interview…
Bill appears so demoralized and emasculated, it’s as if he can barely summon the drive or zeal to work a full day. Who can forget when he couldn’t even get himself to the office on time?
De Blasio also blamed his eight years as mayor.
“Everything was this overwhelming schedule, this sort of series of tasks,” he complained.
“And that kind of took away a little bit of our soul.”
Their marriage seemed more like a political strategy to portray de Blasio as “diverse” and “trendy,” something their poor children even caught onto. Pathetic, right? Also, notice how frustrated his wife seems that her political ambitions were ignored. Obviously, this was a politically-orchestrated union meant to benefit both, but, ironically, they both ended up taking massive L’s. In fact, Covid turned Bill into a big baby, and his domineering wife felt like he was hogging the spotlight and not providing her the foundation she needed to showcase her gigantic ego.
The COVID crisis made the mayor “emotionally very needy,” he now admits, saying that also left him and his wife “not as connected.”
McCray, meanwhile, also blamed the lack of “infrastructure” for her own political aspirations, which sparked anger as her mental health initiatives were green-lighted under her husband’s leadership.
The Times also highlighted how the marriage was also promoted to show that de Blasio was not “some boring white guy,” as one of their two adult kids once said.
The New York Times article makes it quite clear that de Blasio is not the willing partner in this arrangement — he’s getting cuckolded.
While Mr. de Blasio said they had become so secure in their marriage that he had little reason to doubt its strength, unwelcome thoughts could creep in.
One of them, both said, involved their own parents’ difficult marriages. Another was about Ms. McCray.
“For the guy who took the chance on a woman who was an out lesbian and wrote an article called ‘I Am a Lesbian,’” Mr. de Blasio said, “there was a part of me that would at times say, ‘Hmmm, is this like a time bomb ticking? Is this something that you’re going to regret later on?’ So I always lived with that stuff.”
Here’s the saddest, yet most hilarious part of the New York Times article. De Blasio hums along wistfully to the cuckold’s anthem while his wife dances in the background.
As the conversation neared its end, the former mayor pulled out his phone to play a song called “Mango,” saying it might best explain their feelings now.
“I don’t want nothing but you,” it went. “Getting what you need / Even if it ain’t from me.”
Mr. de Blasio hummed a bit from his chair. Ms. McCray danced behind him, gazing ahead.
“Isn’t that beautiful?” he said.
We’re no fan of Marxist Bill de Blasio — he’s a total loser — but just imagine having this woman as your “rock.” You might as well be standing on quicksand. De Blasio never stood a chance with that succubus by his side.
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