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This would be just embarrassing, if this regime and its paid scribes had any shame:

Talk about ham-handed — even Disney would be ashamed if their movie scripts read like this.

The Soviets had the new Soviet man, meanwhile, this is apparently the new American man — the article comes complete with a Socialist realism-style photograph. Call it Socialist realism with American characteristics.

Antonio Ibarra Olivares/The Missoulian via AP)

Say what you want about the merits of Socialist realism, at least the men were men and the women were women!

Viktor Karrus and Roman Treuman: Call to Socialist Competition for the Republic’s Tractorists, 1951, oil on canvas, 72 by 108¼ inches. COURTESY ART MUSEUM OF ESTONIA, TALLINN

The article was apparently written by the regime scribes Drew Costley, Hannah Schoenbaum, and Amy Beth Hanson — may they forever hang their heads in shame.

Drew Costley is a black gentleman with a tribute to the radical gay black Marxist James Baldwin in his Twitter profile. He uses the pronouns “they/them/theirs”:

Here’s Hannah:

Is she a millennial or Gen Z? Either way, we suppose this is the new generation of emotionally-driven, regime-friendly “journalism.” Judging by her recent Tweets and published AP articles, Hannah appears to be a regime activist who was hired by AP to agitate for “LGBTQ+” in the state of North Carolina.

Amy Beth Hanson is hot on the trail of those awful right-wingers, it appears, as she recently retweeted this on Twitter:

And shared this:

Here’s the article she linked to multiple times:

Amy also wrote this article:

The article from Hanson, Schoenbaum, and Costley that is the subject of this piece is embarrassingly titled, “Power couple Zooey Zephyr and Erin Reed are spreading hope to fellow transgender people.”

Here’s another excerpt of this saccharine slobber from the AP:

“I feel like it makes us as a generation feel represented when we have people like her in power and up there giving very inspirational, motivational words of wisdom,” says Scarborough, 20.

Zephyr and Reed, both 34, have emerged as a vanguard, a power couple spreading hope to fellow transgender people amid a year in which hundreds of bills were proposed or passed that restrict their rights in health care and other realms. Their appearances at Pride events this month throughout the country replicate scenes like the one in Missoula.

Largely unknown just a few months ago, the two women now rate among the most prominent figures in the world of LGBTQ+ advocacy. They’ve appeared at dozens of events, including the GLAAD Media Awards in New York City in May. People lined up to meet them after speaking in Florida, Ohio and Los Angeles, and even recognized them during their recent trip to Glacier National Park. Documentary film crews follow them around. They recently rubbed elbows at a bar in the nation’s capital with Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten, during Pride festivities.

But wait! All is not well in trans world! Right-wing reactionary capitalist roaders and wreckers are trying to sabotage our two effeminate role model heroines! They/them are being flooded with… death threats!

AP:

Their rise in prominence has also made them a lightning rod for criticism and vitriol that’s emblematic of the larger divisions around LGBTQ+ issues in the United States. Debates rage in statehouses over any number of related issues — whether transgender girls should be allowed to compete in female sports, if parents have a right to know when their children start going by a gender identity at school or if young children should be banned from taking hormone blockers.

Zephyr, a Democrat, surged into the spotlight this spring when she was silenced by her Republican colleagues in the Montana Legislature after she refused to apologize for saying some lawmakers would have blood on their hands for supporting a ban on gender-affirming health for youth. GOP state leaders called her words “hateful rhetoric” and condemned her for leading a protest with supporters that brought a legislative session to a temporary halt.

A conservative caucus also repeatedly and deliberately referred to Zephyr with masculine pronouns while also suggesting her actions were “nothing more than an ego trip.”

Reed watched it all unfold from her home in Gaithersburg, Maryland, where she has cemented herself as one of the nation’s leading independent researchers monitoring the torrent of anti-LGBTQ+ bills. In that role, she is a frequent recipient of online vitriol and both women have experienced “swatting” attempts, in which someone made a false report to law enforcement to try to draw armed officers to their homes.

Tranny liberal heroines take on the world but get flooded with death threats from reactionary cisgender wreckers — the whole article reads like it was written by the latest iteration of ChatGPT.

But not to worry, comrades, the two amazing models of feminine beauty and grace are taking everything in stride, as if Martin Luther King Jr. himself was being pumped full of sex change hormones.

AP:

“The question I’ve been asked a thousand, thousand times is, ‘Are you OK? How are you holding up?’” Zephyr said at Missoula Pride in June. “I can say honestly with all my heart, I have a lightness in the work and a joy and hope that I have not felt in a long time.”

Zephyr adds that she has “seen the response in individuals coming up to me in the quiet corners of the Capitol, saying, ‘We see you, we know what’s happening, this isn’t right, we have to stay quiet, but this isn’t right.’”

So what’s next for our intrepid trailblazer? Well, according to the AP scribes, the sky is the limit! Higher office? Perhaps the White House is in his future?

AP:

[Zephyr] plans to run for reelection to the Montana House and says she is “willing to explore” the possibility of holding other public offices in the future. Some supporters have pitched her running for Congress to represent western Montana, and while she hasn’t ruled it out, Zephyr says, her immediate focus is finding “rooms that my voice can do good in.”

But don’t worry, while our two heroines might have their heads in the cloud, they also have their feet firmly planted on the ground with the more mundane things of daily life: they have a Big Fat Gay Wedding coming up.

AP:

During a trip Reed made to Montana in May after the legislative session concluded, the couple got engaged at a “queer prom” in Missoula, surrounded by their biggest supporters. Zephyr, who proposed on one knee, felt compelled by everything she had just endured.

Their living arrangements are to be determined; Reed has a 7-year-old son. They’ll make wedding plans after Pride Month ends. And they don’t plan to elope, Zephyr says.

It’ll be “a nice, big, queer wedding,” Reed says. “It’s going to be wonderful.”

The new American man is indeed here, and he’s sporting a dress, high heels, pronouns, an Adam’s apple and five-o-clock shadow and running for Congress. Perhaps the real unsung hero here, however, is our nation’s free press. What would we do if it wasn’t for the Associated Press bringing us these vitally important American stories? Real tales from the heartland…

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