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The left may have finally figured out that frumpy and obnoxious teenagers are not the best way to promote their precious “climate change.”
Greta Thunberg, the homely-looking Swedish climate activist with an angsty personality, splashed on the scene back in 2018, when she was only 15-years old.
But where’s Greta now? It seems as if she’s fallen off the weather map.
Greta Thunberg, who inspired a global movement, has been out of the limelight in recent times. Her silence on burning issues has led some to believe that her days of activism are behind her.
Well, they may be right. Because it looks like the left has upgraded their climate activist. Greta 2.0 is a 20-year-old blonde Iranian-American named Sophia Kianni.
She’s beautiful, and she doesn’t scream and yell (yet).
Greta’s absence at the UN climate summit created an opportunity for other (hotter and less obnoxious) climate activists to steal her spotlight. Meet Sophia Kianni:
The 20-year-old UN climate adviser stole the show at COP27, cementing herself as the new and vastly improved Greta Thunberg.
She also goes to Stanford.
Definite upgrade.
Kianni’s undeniable hotness might actually persuade some normal Americans to start caring about climate change.
In light of these developments, the Washington Free Beacon will conduct a formal reassessment of our militant anti-climate editorial stance.
I don’t know of she’ll convince conservatives to eat bugs, but this New Greta is a vast improvement over Old Greta.
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