Muhoozi Kainerugaba is the son of Uganda’s longtime president, Yoweri Museveni, and is widely believed to be his father’s choice of successor. He was recently promoted to the rank of General and given status as an official Presidential Advisor.

That’s not why he’s been trending on Twitter though.

Muhoozi has been attracting attention around the world because of his attempts to win the love of Italian Prime Minister-elect Giorgia Meloni, going so far as to offer “100 Nkore cows” for her hand in marriage.

How many cows do you give the next Prime Minister of Italy? pic.twitter.com/Slw6QEQuTF

— Muhoozi Kainerugaba (@mkainerugaba) October 2, 2022

I would give her 100 Nkore cows immediately! For being fearless and true!! pic.twitter.com/i2DuR8RioC

— Muhoozi Kainerugaba (@mkainerugaba) October 2, 2022

For my Italian friends, these are Nkore cows. The most beautiful cows on earth. I know Europeans give girls they like flowers? I have never understood it. In our culture you give a girl you like a cow. pic.twitter.com/8BRR3OJMUg

— Muhoozi Kainerugaba (@mkainerugaba) October 3, 2022

I think some Kenyans (minority) are very jealous about the cows! It doesn't matter, they can't stop Almighty God's plan!!! pic.twitter.com/0aKwqZyMDl

— Muhoozi Kainerugaba (@mkainerugaba) October 3, 2022

Equally bizarre but slightly more concerning, he’s also pledged to invade and conquer Uganda’s neighbors.

It wouldn't take us, my army and me, 2 weeks to capture Nairobi.

— Muhoozi Kainerugaba (@mkainerugaba) October 3, 2022

After our army captures Nairobi, where should I live? Westlands? Riverside?

— Muhoozi Kainerugaba (@mkainerugaba) October 3, 2022

After we create our East African Federation. President Museveni will be President, Afande Ruto will be Vice President, My brother Uhuru will be Foreign Affairs Minister. I just want to be CDF of the East African forces. ? pic.twitter.com/4hDOjP7Fn8

— Muhoozi Kainerugaba (@mkainerugaba) October 4, 2022

After capturing Nairobi, I shall take my wife on a tour of our district. pic.twitter.com/p8WXXG6qMr

— Muhoozi Kainerugaba (@mkainerugaba) October 4, 2022

Still not as much of an embarrassment as Hunter Biden though.