A barely functional Joe Biden gave a rare interview to 60 minutes.

Some of the highlights:

Joe Biden refuses to commit to a 2024 run. Do his handlers know something we don’t?

A confused Biden asserted that US forces would be sent to defend Taiwan in the event of a Chinese invasion. The White House immediately walked back this position, as it represented a deviation from long-standing policy of public ambiguity on the question. Nothing like a slip of the tongue from a demented man in diapers to help kick off World War III

Gearing up for the midterms, Biden declares the pandemic is over! Funny how the pandemic is so sensitive to the political season. Biden better hope the Pfizer execs will let him postpone the pandemic until after midterms!

According to old man Joe, inflation is up “just an inch.”

What a disgrace of a “President.”