A barely functional Joe Biden gave a rare interview to 60 minutes.

Some of the highlights:

Joe Biden refuses to commit to a 2024 run. Do his handlers know something we don’t?

BREAKING: Joe Biden Refuses to commit to 2024 run on 60 Minutes: “Look, my intention, as I said, to begin with is that I would run again. But it's just an intention. But is it a firm decision that I run again? That remains to be seen.” pic.twitter.com/W5DhBCQ0i9

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 19, 2022

A confused Biden asserted that US forces would be sent to defend Taiwan in the event of a Chinese invasion. The White House immediately walked back this position, as it represented a deviation from long-standing policy of public ambiguity on the question. Nothing like a slip of the tongue from a demented man in diapers to help kick off World War III

60 Minutes: "Would U.S. forces defend Taiwan if invaded by China?"

Biden: "Yes"

White House then had to clarify policy on Taiwan hasn't changed. pic.twitter.com/Vad3dbLQ2L

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 19, 2022

Gearing up for the midterms, Biden declares the pandemic is over! Funny how the pandemic is so sensitive to the political season. Biden better hope the Pfizer execs will let him postpone the pandemic until after midterms!

“The pandemic is over. We still have a problem with COVID. We’re still doing a lot of work on it. But the pandemic is over,” President Biden tells 60 Minutes in an interview in Detroit. https://t.co/7SixTE3OMT pic.twitter.com/s5fyjRpYuX

— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) September 19, 2022

According to old man Joe, inflation is up “just an inch.”

Biden on 60 Minutes talking about inflation is hilarious and sad pic.twitter.com/ZyFjkvvbOU

— Ahmed/The Ears/Symba Fan?? (@big_business_) September 19, 2022

What a disgrace of a “President.”