Wow, what a way to put it.

PA voters face a tough choice. They agree with Oz on the issues…but he owns real estate. On the other hand, Fetterman is a slovenly bedridden socialist open borders extremist who wants to release 1/3 of the prison population to unleash a violent reign of terror. How to choose?

— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) August 22, 2022

But more importantly: does Fetterman skip leg day?

Does John Fetterman skip leg day? pic.twitter.com/WCyzD1DXxW

— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) August 22, 2022

Fetterman’s life story really is incredible. His father is a wealthy business owner who has subsidized his entire gimmick career as mayor of Braddock, Pennsylvania.

No really, he mooched off his father until he was 49.

The manboobs say it all:

Fetterman looked disgusting— man boobs protruding— in his dark blue Carhartt sweatshirt before voters. Very very disrespectful. https://t.co/3NxTSolods

— El Oso Guapo (@OsoBlancoX) August 22, 2022

Fetterman also appears to have brain damage…

John Fetterman today held his second rally since having a stroke in which he spoke for less than 5 minutes.

Here are the highlights. pic.twitter.com/lwo40YWcZi

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 23, 2022

… after years of neglecting his health:

Pennsylvania Democratic U.S. Senate candidate John Fetterman ignored medical advice for five years before suffering a stroke last month, according to his doctor.

Fetterman, currently serving as lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania, secured the Democratic nomination for the Senate on May 17, just four days after his campaign was derailed by the stroke. A statement from Fetterman’s cardiologist Dr. Ramesh Chandra on Friday revealed that he had previously undisclosed heart conditions and had not seen any doctor or taken his required medications since first being diagnosed in 2017.

[Newsweek]

Thanks to the brain damage, Fetterman is ducking and dodging debating Dr. Oz:

Pennsylvania Republican Senate hopeful Dr. Mehmet Oz went after his Democratic rival John Fetterman on Monday, claiming the progressive populist has yet to agree to a single debate ahead of November’s midterm elections.

Oz’s campaign released a statement claiming he himself has agreed to five different face-off opportunities against Fetterman, who only recently returned to the campaign trail in-person after suffering a stroke in May.

‘Doctor Oz has agreed to five debates. John Fetterman has agreed to zero debates,’ Oz communications director Brittany Yanick said.

‘If John is too sick to debate and is concerned he can not stand in front of cameras for more than 10 minutes, then he should just say so. We’re sure voters would understand and so would we.’

[Daily Mail]

Fetterman truly is the worst of millennial, stoner Reddit culture. It will be a pox on Pennsylvania and the nation if this slovenly skinnyfat giant actually makes it to the U.S. Senate.