Oh, no. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

How many boosters, Bourla?

I would like to let you know that I have tested positive for #COVID19. I am thankful to have received four doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, and I am feeling well while experiencing very mild symptoms. I am isolating and have started a course of Paxlovid.

— Albert Bourla (@AlbertBourla) August 15, 2022

Oh, that many.

We have come so far in our efforts to battle this disease that I am confident I will have a speedy recovery. I am incredibly grateful for the tireless efforts of my Pfizer colleagues who worked to make vaccines and treatments available for me and people around the world.

— Albert Bourla (@AlbertBourla) August 15, 2022

And he of course couldn’t miss an opportunity to shill another Pfizer product:

We have come so far in our efforts to battle this disease that I am confident I will have a speedy recovery. I am incredibly grateful for the tireless efforts of my Pfizer colleagues who worked to make vaccines and treatments available for me and people around the world.

— Albert Bourla (@AlbertBourla) August 15, 2022

We wish this quadruple-jabbed 60-year-old luck in surviving the mild sniffles.