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It's okay to have questions about COVID-19 vaccines for children! Elmo's dad Louie talked to their pediatrician, and learned that Elmo getting vaccinated is the best way to keep him and his whole neighborhood safe and healthy! #CaringForEachOther pic.twitter.com/aWkCfysJPE

— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) June 28, 2022

Thankfully, Pfizer has provided us with a handy-dandy list of side effects to teach our children the alphabet:

A is for ACUTE KIDNEY INJURY

B is for BRAINSTEM EMBOLISM

C is for CARDIOGENIC SHOCK

D is for DEEP VENOUS THROMBOSIS

E is for EPILEPTIC PSYCHOSIS

F is for FOAM AT THE MOUTH

G is for GENERALIZED TONIC-CLONIC SEIZURE

H is for HASHIMOTO’S ENCEPHALOPATHY

I is for INTERSTITIAL LUNG DISEASE

J is for JUGULAR VEIN EMBOLISM

K is for KAWASAKI’S DISEASE

L is for LIVER INJURY

M is for MYOCARDITIS

N is for NEONATAL SEIZURE

O is for OCULOFACIAL PARALYSIS

P is for PERICARDITIS

Q is for QUARANTINE

R is for RENAL FAILURE

S is for SUDDEN UNEXPLAINED DEATH IN EPILEPSY

T is for THROMBOSIS

U is for URTICARIAL VASCULITIS

V is for VOGT-KOYANAGI-HARADA DISEASE

W is for WARM TYPE HAEMOLYTIC ANAEMIA

X is for XIth NERVE PARALYSIS

Y is for YOUNG’S SYNDROME

Z is for ZIKA VIRUS ASSOCIATED GUILLAIN-BARRE SYNDROME

Safest and most effective vaccine in history!

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